DeanFARKnGarland

SEEKING

Band to Join, Vocalist, Acoustic Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Violin, Trumpet, Saxophone, Keyboard, Piano, Background Singer, Harmonica.

ABOUT

Lyricist 10yrs+ , Vocalist(not finely tuned) ,few gigs here n there nothing HUGE, mainly hip-hop lyrics but can vary, like to be an lyrical c*nt (explicit material) , but versutility can allow me to write childrens tunes(if i had to), collaborations with a 3/4 piece band is desired , going for a metal rap sound (e.g test eagles) , SO FUNKERS!! can u throw down a slammin' drumbeat , can u slap'n'pop the sh*t out of a bass guitar , can you channel both Ray Charles & Charlie Sheen on a keyboard / piani ? WELL . . . Dean Farkn Garland wants to work with you !
ANY bands need a lyricist HIT ME THE fu*k UP!

Screen name:: DeanFARKnGarland
Member since:: Jun 27 2013; Active over 1 month ago
Years playing music:: 10
Gigs played:: Under 10
Tend to practice:: 2-3 times per week
Available to gig:: 4-5 nights a week
Most available:: Nights

Influences

ANYTHING THAT CAN MAKE YOU GO FROM FEELING LIKE A STALE TURD , TO BEING ON TOP OF THE WORLD! yeah.

EQUIPMENT

1 computer , 1 microphone , 1 shitty recording studio , 1 shitload of stolen CUTup samples , 1 longneck (preferebly VicBitter) , 1 fat ass SCOOB , AND 1 CREATIVE MOTHER FUCKn MIND !!